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Gender:

Female

Age:

27

Ethnicity:

Mixed

Nationality:

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Hair color:

Brunette

Hair Length:

Very Long

Eye color:

Brown

Height:

164 cm

Weight:

49 kg

Sexual Orientation:

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Services Offered For:

Men
Women
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Dress size:

L

Shoe size:

42

Cup size:

H

Breast:

Natural

Pubic hair:

All natural

Tattoo:

Yes

Piercings:

Yes

Smoking:

Occasionally

Drinking:

Occasionally

Languages:

English
French
German
Russian
Spanish

Available for:

Incall: Club/Studio
Outcall: Hotel visits only

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The satirical news site has been relentlessly trolling Zuckerberg and Facebook for the past few days and promises it's only getting started. While the satirical site is known for lampooning just about anyone and everyone in the public eye, the publication has been relentlessly trolling Facebook, more so than usual. Four anti-Facebook posts were pinned to the top of its homepage for much of the day Friday, three of which mention Zuckerberg by name or feature his photo. The site's published a total of 11 pieces on Facebook since Thursday, taking aim at everything from Zuckerberg's charitable initiative to the company's apology ads. In a statement attributed to Editor-in-Chief Chad Nackers, the publication further skewered the social network, in its signature, humorous style.